Celebrity Tanning Disasters!
Teen bride Courtney Stodden, who single-handedly keeps the frosted lipstick industry afloat, supposedly set up this photo shoot to prove to the world that her assets -- i.e. her globe-like breasts -- are real. But my eyes were immediately drawn to another area of her body -- those abs. While I suppose there is a teeeeeeny tiny chance that six-pack is the result of going daily super sexy sensual crunching exercises, they look spray-tanned on to me. Give me a hose and I will prove it!