Wherever there is controversy, Kim Kardashian can be found close nearby whining, "Why are you not paying attention to me?" So naturally when Tanning Mom started grabbing headlines with her baked-to-a-crisp skin, Kim could not handle it. This weekend Kim tweeted a picture of herself super-tanned with the headline, "The tannerexic [sic] mom has some serious competition!!! LOL" But unlike the fake bake loving Tanning Mom, we think Kim at least had enough sense to brown her skin with spray tanner.
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.