Show me a little girl who doesn't want a Cabbage Patch Kid doll in the likeness of Al Roker and I'll show you a liar. All small children are just dying to snuggle up with the "Today" show weatherman!
They aren't? No? Well, let's hope some deep-pocketed adults do, because someone needs to find the Al doll a happy home. Al and his Celebrity Cabbage Patch Kids pals are being auctioned off for CPKauctionforcharity.com to raise money for foster care and adoption organizations.
Let's take a closer look at the totally random assortment of celebs who now have the unique distinction of Xavier Roberts' name scrawled across their butt:
Plus, a bonus shot of Chris Christie’s epic moose knuckle!
Well, we knew it was coming, right? Rumors have been flying for months, nay, YEARS that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were on the verge of splitting, but today — a day after their 10-year wedding anniversary — the couple announced that they’re calling it quits for good.
“After much thought and careful consideration,…
Plus, Rihanna adopted a puppy she found wandering around a club bathroom!
Context, folks. It’s all about context. …