Show me a little girl who doesn't want a Cabbage Patch Kid doll in the likeness of Al Roker and I'll show you a liar. All small children are just dying to snuggle up with the "Today" show weatherman!
They aren't? No? Well, let's hope some deep-pocketed adults do, because someone needs to find the Al doll a happy home. Al and his Celebrity Cabbage Patch Kids pals are being auctioned off for CPKauctionforcharity.com to raise money for foster care and adoption organizations.
Let's take a closer look at the totally random assortment of celebs who now have the unique distinction of Xavier Roberts' name scrawled across their butt:
Someone dropped $1000 to file to form a Super PAC in support of Kanye West’s run for presidency, following his maybe-a-joke-but-maybe-not announcement at Sunday’s Video Music Awards that he’d be a candidate in 2020.
A 24-year-old Baltimore political activist (and, notably, Republican) Eugene Craig filed the paperwork to form Ready…
Beans, beans, the magical fruit…
When’s the last time you saw Idris Elba in anything OTHER than a suit?