It's every woman's breast implant nightmare: instead of waking up with two good-sized melons ... you've got a uniboob. Dinora Rodriguez, 40, of Los Angeles, has lent her botched boob job to a new campaign by the American Board of Plastic Surgery (seen here), which warns customers against unqualified surgeons. Luckily Rodriguez was able to sue for malpractice and get her uniboob fixed. In the meantime, though, she must have had a hell of a time finding a bra. [Daily Mail UK]
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