I think a lot of women would agree that Jessica Alba has an enviable body. But apparently she's not happy with her post-baby booty and while shooting a British GQ cover, told the magazine, "My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger ... every actress out there is more beautiful than me." Seriously, woman? You're posing for a magazine cover in barely any clothes—how many women in the world are doing that at any given moment? We know what you look like and it's not saggy and fat. Please! [Huffington Post] I can't handle celebs talking about how fat or ugly they are. Let's just make a rule that if you're a celebrity, keep your trap shut because you're obviously beautiful or you wouldn't be famous to begin with. We've rounded up the worst offenders for the body snarkers hall of shame!