Bizarre Crap People Buy For Their Wedding
17 Pieces Of Bizarre Wedding Crap People Buy For Their Wedding
It all started with wedding picks.
I was cruising a wedding decorations web site looking for garlands and lanterns when I came across something called "wedding picks." What are wedding picks, you ask? Unclear. Some of them are advertised for bouquets, some for hair, some for food. Are they toothpicks that go in your pigs in a blanket at the reception? Doodads for your bridal bouquet? Who knows. But the Wedding Industrial Complex has convinced people we need them.
Wedding picks aren't the only bizarre wedding crap I found online — there's enough WTF decorations and disconcertingly intimate gifts to make "Platinum Weddings" look tasteful. I poked around a bit and here are the 14 pieces of weird wedding crap that I could find.