Who cares about that Elton John/Lady Gaga duet or Pink's nifty sprinkler trick? We're here to talk about what these beyotches wore when the evening was still civilized. Two trends: backless and nude, as in buff-colored, not naked. (Like we said, that all came later.) Click through to scope a futuristic "Twitter" dress, Beyonce's stunning situation, and yes, what Gaga wore.