Clockwise from top left:
1. Todaycation Dress, $47.99
2. Spread the Mews Dress, $37.99
3. Short Shirt Dress, $19.90
4. Leopard Print Chiffon Dress, $44.50
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.