Royal purple is a bold, bright, and powerful color. Just like you, it commands attention.
Mini skirt: $25, Victoria's Secret
Eyeshadow palette: $8, Amazon
Puma Flats: $70, Zappos
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.