Bright red will highlight your fiery, energetic nature, and wearing this bold hue is sure to get you the attention you deserve.
Jeans: $40, Loehmanns
Purse: $32, ebags
Lipstick: $6, drugstore.com
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.