Average Sexiness Rating: 2.25
"TIME TO F**KING PARTY."
"This poses so many physical and mental challenges that it's almost a dare."
"I've never made love in the arctic, but I know some people have to."
"This isn't sexy. Find a way to button or zip two of them together though, and my mind could change quickly."
"When you are this comfortable, you don't want to be having sex, you want to be eating dessert and watching SpongeBob."
"Fun for cuddling I suppose. Not much else though."
"All this needs is a white circle with a '1' on it and she could be a Dr. Seuss character."
"Is this union suit the kind with a flap in back, and, if so, what are the implications of that?"
"NOW you are speaking to me."