Average Sexy Rating: 5/10
Comments:
"She looks like she's covered in discarded six-pack rings, which makes me think of dead sea turtles, which is bad for boners."
"A dress like this reminds me of a fish stuck in those plastic soda can holders. With that said, I wouldn't mind rescuing her with scissors."
"My first thought is whether someone with nipples can wear this piece."
"Makes me think of what porn will look like in the future."
"It looks like that rubber netting you put underneath your wash rack to ensure it doesn't slip around your kitchen counter."
"This is definitely sexy -- though as a kitchen utensil fetishist and shredded cheese epicure to boot, I may more closely match the target demographic for this than the average American male. We're out there, though. And we're barely ashamed!"
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