Average Sexy Rating: 3.3/10
"It makes me feel out of touch with the world that somewhere out there, someone likes this."
"Too 'Monsters Inc.' for me."
"I really like the idea behind it, but it's too much like a furry for my taste."
"Man-eater costume if I ever saw one."
"'Hot chick with a sense of humor' is sexy. 'Crazy chick in a toddler's Halloween costume' is not. This is somewhere in between."
"I like the idea of a sexy monster. I think I would have a hard time not laughing when my lady came out wearing this, but it is playful and fun and the person that picked this out knows how to not take themselves seriously."
"At the risk of sounding like someone who spent all of college smoking weed and watching children's puppet/adventure shows: this is hot."
"PLEASE SOMEONE WEAR THIS FOR ME."
"Okay, so, like 99 people out of 100 are going to have no idea what they’re supposed to do if you come into the bedroom wearing that on Valentine’s Day. That is true. But if the person waiting for you is the one out of a hundred who’s fantasized about fucking a silly green monster, that shit is going to be amazing."
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