Average Sexy Rating: 5.75/10
"Gross. Like something I would have designed in middle school."
"In the realm of nice things that a girl can barely wear this is an 8. In the realm of things that Borat might wear...this is a 10."
"This is great, but I can imagine gravity not helping some who might try it."
"Lingerie is sexy because it leaves something to the imagination. So what's sexy about this outfit — that I can't see inside of her?"
"While the heavily-photoshopped model certainly wears this well, I once got a piece of floss stuck in my teeth for 10 hours and it was one of the worse experiences of my life."
"Do they make you pay full price for an outfit like that? I’ll confess that I don’t really get the point."
"As impractical and silly and blatant as this is, I still am committing this to memory for masturbation reel."
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