Average Sexy Rating: 5.5/10
"This is for normal sex, not special sex."
"Ah yes. Nothing turns me on like my grandmothers couch. I truly hope it comes with the same 'old person' smell."
"Love. Also it could pass for an apron in case my mom walked in."
"This is hot, but I wish the pattern didn't make it look like a Laura Ashley duvet cover."
"There is an innocence that is at odds with the shortness and the high thigh slit that works."
"It reminds me too much of a tablecloth to really launch into sexy territory. However, it seems like the perfect thing for a sexy picnic."
"Let's just cuddle."
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