I missed April Fools' Day yesterday, so all I will say is this: I'm super pregnant, just like Lindsay Lohan. Except I'm not, because — drum roll please, and yes, there will be a reception following the service — I got my period this weekend for the first time in three years. Three years! Granted, I was on a certain pill … and I've since gone back on that pill, because I forgot about cramps. Life lessons, my friends. I also joined OkCupid because I'm afraid of dying alone, so yeah, all in all I had a pretty weird weekend. I'll tell you about it another time. Over cocktails. Anyway, as you can see, we've got a full Frisky house for ya on this sunny (yet quite, and I mean quite, brisk) day…
According to the Associated Press, Arkansas police have destroyed the 2006 offense report for Josh Duggar, which detailed how the then-14-year-old had molested five girls, including his sisters, on the orders of Judge Stacy Zimmerman. “As far as the Springdale Police Department is concerned, this report doesn’t exist,” Springdale’s police representative Scott Lewis told AP.
Netflix confirmed today that “A Very Murray Christmas” will be streaming this December.