ANNOUNCEMENT! I am taking this opportunity -- the introduction to today's "What Are We Wearing" -- to implore our readers to vote on a very important issue. That issue is the cuteness of my dog, Lucca, and Julie's cat, Colonel Mustard. Both have been entered into Buzzfeed's ongoing Cute List. To vote, all you need to do is click the little yellow CUTE button below their photos. Vote for Lucca here and Colonel Mustard here, logging in with a Buzzfeed account or via your Facebook account. Thank you for your support!
And now we return to your regularly scheduled What Are We Wearing Today...