Half of Hollywood had the right idea last night -- instead of going to the Academy Awards, they went to the Vanity Fair party early and whooped it up. (Okay, now we're done with the Oscar red carpet slideshows. Phew!)
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.