Alice In Waterland
Ami Angelowicz / December 30, 2011
Here’s a free bit of advice: Never start a sentence with “Not to be sexist but…” unless you’re warning someone in advance that you’re about to say some sexist bullshit so they can plug their ears. …
She can sing? Who knew. …
It’s not enough to just iron your man’s shirts, you must also be “joyously” sexually available to him at all times.