Some ladies are really adept at acting like human beings. They exude competence at even the trickiest basic life skills. The deepest crevices of their ovens and sink drains are probably cleaner than your face. Have you ever wished you had the fortitude to keep your apartment as pristine as other people seem to be able to? For many of us, that is quite a lofty goal. If you’re a bit too lazy to scrub, rinse and sweep, check out these tips that will help you fake it -- and lighten the weight of your shame when tidy pals come calling.