A Fair And Honest Review Of All The Mattresses We’ve Had Sex On
Sex Rating: 4
Special Considerations: You'll feel like you're slumming it, which adds to the excitement. But let's be honest, something sharp is digging into your back, that thing is dirty because no one washes their futon covers often enough and worst of all, if you fall asleep on it for a full night you'll wake up with back problems.
Quick Tip: The rooms futons tend to be in are extremely depressing (think "Anchorman" posters and Bowflex machines), so if you keep your eyes closed during sexy times, you'll have a better experience.