Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds sounded my lavender marriage radar—when someone claiming to be your hairdresser outs you in the comment section, I kinda believe it. But because celeb-pairings grab headlines, whether or not it's done because of orientation is up in the air. After all, according to Slate.com, Jennifer Aniston had her publicist call Brad Pitt's publicist to ask for a date. Marrying for headlines has become, simply, a good career move. With any hope, understanding the gay history of Hollywood-past can open doors and embolden modern stars to come out.