’90s Teenybopper Crushes Presently Unworthy Of Our Love
Crush: Walter Emanuel Jones
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You Know Him As: Zack, the black Power Ranger In a group of four athletically capable teens and their single intelligent friend tapped to save a town, there were bound to be grounds fertile for pre-teen crushmaking. Although most girls watching would have settled for any of the dudes who took on the evil of villains with predictably alliteratively names like Rita Repulsa, I’m giving a slight edge to Zack. For one thing, he was the handsomest Ranger, and for another, he broke into inexplicable and possibly culturally insensitive dance moves before he attacked his enemies. Unfortunately, though, Walter has not followed his stint in "Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers" with similar feats of theatric prowess. His last billed film project was 2005’s TV movie "House of Dead 2," in which he played "locker zombie." Not a character that will be made into an action figure anytime soon, eh?