Madam Leong Mee Yan adds a whole new meaning the saying "s**t or get off the pot." The 58-year-old spent 902 days sitting on her toilet because she believed there was a force holding her down, which prevented her from standing up and leaving the bathroom. She also imagined stones being hurled and water being sprayed by "people she could not see." She moved off the pot a total of 18 times in her more than two year stay -- only to shower. Her husband brought her all of her meals on the toilet and she even curled up and slept there nightly. With an intervention from her son and the help of medical professionals, she has since been removed from the toilet and is receiving treatment for her delusions. [Digg].

This is a terrible toilet tale if ever I did hear one. I wouldn't leave the toilet either if I thought I was going to be attacked by toilet gnomes. Click through for some more bathroom horror stories.