9 Naughty Apps Worth The Download
iVillage / August 8, 2013
5 of 10
Why you want it: When it comes to sex, it’s hard not to be graphic and this app takes that literally. Sexometer Lite will actually record your sack session and then chart your prowess on a corresponding graph. It’s official…your iPhone has invaded your privacy (at least if you invite it into bed with you). To get your sexometer rating, place the phone on the bed, press start and go at it. After you climax, hit stop and the app will generate a report. When we tested it (which consisted of some pretend moans and rhythmic hits for a minute), the app chided us with “Already finished?” But lengthier and more vocal sessions could score you “quick and dirty” or “sexmachine” status. This app also includes a “Map” function to remind you of the location of any really good sex (so you can relive that awesome kitchen romp). If you feel compelled to gloat, you can upgrade to a 99-cent version which allows you to post your graphs to Facebook. We say ewww to TMI! Do everyone a favor and stick with the free version and keep your privates off FB.
Download it now: Free at iTunes