Name: Michael
Height: 6'1"
Age: 33
Occupation: Club promoter
Likes: Fashion, my penis, house music, tanning
Dislikes: Buttoning my shirt up all the way, blinking, wearing pants
Ideal First Date: We go to one of my clubs and get served table-side, total VIP treatment … then I whip it out for you.
Five Things I Can't Live Without: Self-tanner, bronzer, home waxing kit, the beach, Vodka
What I'm Looking For In A Partner: Someone whom I can stare at blankly for hours while stroking myself.
Thing You Wouldn't Know By Looking At Me: I have a very full bush under my pants.
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