Former Skid Row frontman, Sebastian Bach, used to have the cheekbones, pouty lips, and flowing blond hair of every woman's dreams. So, of course, we wanted to see his wiener. The metal musician unsurprisingly says that Playgirl called him a lot, but he turned them down and kept his pants on for a Rolling Stone cover instead. What's the big deal? He could always drape his hair over his privates like Lady Godiva! [Playbill]
