You'd think with the lack of reality TV options, Jon Gosselin would be looking to make a buck. But the father of eight who's allegedly "hung like a 9-year-old boy" turned the magazine down. Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio said quite rudely, "Jon's a novelty. He's not really hot. Levi [Johnston] is really hot. Jon has a reputation of having a small penis and again, he's not that hot. We've offered him $20,000. He told us that's not much money. We told him $20,000 is $20,000 ... For every inch more than four, we'll give him an additional $10,000." Ouch. But more importantly does that mean that Levi Johnston has a 12-inch penis since he got $100K? [RadarOnline.com]

Gosselin may be right to turn down that back-handed compliment of an offer, but we kinda wish some of these men who turned down the mag had taken it off ... just a little.