The trick of stopping a run with clear nail polish is a classic. But did you know you can also use it to secure a loose button? One drop is all you need. [Sally Hansen Hard As Nails, $3.29, Drugstore.com]
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.