8 Total Oral Sex Fails
Total Oral Sex Fails: Mary Maloney
Helloooo, Florida! You're back. And with important life lessons for us. What can we learn from 53-year-old teacher, Mary Maloney? That if you're arrested for a hit-and-run, it's a very bad idea to offer the police officer oral sex in return for your release. Yeah, that's only going to make matters worse, along with that empty gallon jug of wine behind the driver's seat. It's not looking good for Mary Maloney. There is a time and place to offer a blowjob. This certainly was not it. [Huffington Post]
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