It's been nothing but drama for Girls Aloud pop star Cheryl Cole: Earlier this year she filed for divorce from her cheatin' soccer hubby, Ashley Cole, and just this month she contracted a virulent form of malaria after a trip to Tanzania. Now doctors have banned Cole from sex and booze while she's on the mend. Can't a girl catch a break?! A source told The Sun newspaper, "Cheryl managed to summon enough energy for a giggle when she was given the news about a sex ban. It’s the last thing on her mind right now." At least she's still got a sense of humor. [3am Girls]

But Cheryl Cole isn't the only celeb who has endured a sex ban. After the jump, meet the poor stars who've been forbidden from bumpin' uglies.