Magnum P.I. of “Magnum P.I.”

Talk to any of your friends' mothers and they will tell you of their undying love and adoration for Tom Selleck’s iconic '80s character. On paper, there is plenty to love. Handsome, fun, and a private investigator ready to rescue any damsel in distress. In reality, he’s an eternal houseguest with Ferrari “privileges.” That sort of non-committal lifestyle makes monogamy or building a life together difficult. Prospective partners should be prepared for a juvenile man with emotional baggage, and don’t forget his fashion sense. There are only so many Hawaiian shirts one man should own - even if he does live in Hawaii and have crazy hot chest hair.