Jaime is the eldest son of the richest man in the world (okay, a fictional one, but it’s a sexy world), brother-in-law to the King, the most handsome man in the land, and an amazing swordsman. For fictional medieval times, he’s quite a catch. Yeah, except for that long-term, incestuous relationship with his twin sister. Obviously, any relationship with Jaime (and his sister) would be a one-stop trip to Crazy Town. Who knows if you'd even make it to Crazy Town being that Jaime isn’t afraid to kill (well it was technically attempted murder) should anyone, even a child, get in the way of him banging his sister. So lest your love life turn into a chapter from Flowers in the Attic, we’d recommend Jaime’s little brother, the dwarf.