Though Jack was necessary for our national security, as a boyfriend he would make heavy drinking or a prescription to anti-anxiety pills a necessity. When it comes to stopping presidential assassinations, deadly virus attacks, terrorists, nuclear warheads, global hacking, the Chinese or anything else that might remotely destroy America as we know it, Jack is your man. If you’re looking for a loving, caring man to grow old with, he’ll only cause you pain. Serious pain – like tortured by Libyan terrorists or infected with an Ebola-like virus kind of pain. And in between jeopardizing the lives of his loved ones, there’s that nasty heroin addiction he’s fighting. Good luck with that ladies.
Jack Bauer of “24”
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