Charlie Harper of “Two and a Half Men”

Leave it to television to create a lazy, gambling, drinking, womanizing, lover of prostitutes and porn an adored character on a family network. Oh wait, that’s just real life Charlie Sheen. But while his TV doppelganger was funny and tame, that behavior in the real world ends with the police being called to your vacation home while a coked out ex presses felony charges. Even a $2 million dollar paycheck couldn’t doesn’t make rehab and jail time sexy.