Piercing blue eyes and working alongside the FBI are great attributes. Oh, and he’s also served time in a federal penitentiary. While his part Renaissance man background may sound wildly romantic, think again. Have you never watched an episode of "Dateline"? His skills as an ex-con would serve him well as a jewel thief, but not much else. If you thought men were good at being emotionally unavailable or afraid of commitment, those will be the least of your worries. If he can effortlessly break into your apartment, steal your identity and make a duplicate of your passport, that really ups the ante.