A woman named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is suing Sean "Puffy" Combs for a whopping $1 trillion dollars. Why, you ask? Well, the woman claims Diddy date raped her 24 years ago and then conspired with Rodney King to take down the Twin Towers on September 11th. Forget the Taliban, let's hunt down Bad Boy Records. I generally and genuinely believe that date rape accusations should be taken seriously, but something tells me that this woman is out of her freaking mind. After the jump, some more ridiculous celebrity lawsuits. [Huffington Post]
