Closer Magazine, who apparently has the bizarre breastfeeding market on lockdown, ran a story back in 2009 about Missouri woman Janine Hammon who breastfeeds her cat Flash, her Guinea pig, her shire horse and her human son, Kenny.
"People will think I'm weird, but it's an amazing experience. Flash loves it, and feeds twice a day. Nobody should knock it until they've tried it … It's fantastic. His teeth and rough tongue skin tickle, but he's never one broken my skin … "I hope Kenny and Flash will have a close bond. When Kenny is older I'll tell him and hope that he'll think it's cool," said the 25-year-old.
I don't know if cool will be the word Kenny uses to describe this to his future therapist. [River Front Times]