You have gas. We all have gas sometimes as unfortunate and smelly a fact it may be. Your flatulence may be particularly noxious if you and your lover haven't broken the farting seal yet. Bottling up all that gas will make sleeping rather uncomfortable, if not impossible. Two orders of business: mask the scent and conceal the sound. You must find a safe place to release your gas. Outdoors is best, but not always possible. Bathrooms are good too, but only if they are soundproof and well equipped with air freshener. Amelia's grandmother used to go "toot in the corner" of the room, but that's way obvious. We recommend the ol' blanket trick. Bunch up a comforter or a pillow under your ass and fart into it. It should mask both sound and scent and leave you feeling fancy free.