The plot: A lot of interwoven stories, but the one we're most interested in involves Juliet (Keira Knightley), Peter (Chiwetel Ejiofor) and Mark (Andrew Lincoln). Juliet marries Peter, but his best friend Mark is madly in love with her, for undisclosed reasons. In a bid for her affection, he shows up at her door with a sign that reads "To me, you are perfect." Sweet, right?
Crappy message: Not sweet! You're going to fuck with your best friend's marriage? Going to try and woo his new bride? Not cool, dude.