Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton proudly announced that she is too good to give blowies on Kathy Griffin's My Life on the D-List. “I never do that. My mom always taught me, ‘Only ugly girls need to go down on their knees and do things like that.’” Raise your hand if you remember when Paris gave a BJ on a sex tape. Oh look at that. All hands raised. Nice try, Paris. [Zelda Lily]