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I knew it was only a matter of time before something happened to make me boycott "Jersey Shore" before Season 2 even began. I was teetering on the edge after I heard about a workout video from "The Situation." But now, Mike Sorrentino has done worse. He's officially landed a self-help book deal. Here's The Situation: A Guide to Ripped Abs, Grooming, and How to Keep Up With Your GTL is not a book that any human being should ever be subjected to. Does anyone really need help getting crispy hair and pre-cancer? Hats off to his ghost writer. At least that poor soul won't have to sign his/her name to that crap. [NY Post]

After the jump, some more self-help books that we wouldn't be caught dead reading.