Charlie Sheen

For a time, Sheen notoriously cared for his two youngest children with the parenting assistance of two live-in porn star "goddesses." (This is not to suggest porn stars can't be good parents; but it is suggesting that porn stars who live with Charlie Sheen probably have terrible judgment, an essential parenting skill.) The twins were removed from his home soon thereafter by social services after ex-wife and mother of the children Brooke Mueller acquired a restraining order against the actor. The official document read, "I am very concerned that Sheen is currently insane."