You can always count on Stoneybrook’s #1 shit-stirrer and BSC arch-nemesis, Cokie Mason, for a good spot of trouble. When Kristy starts getting notes from a secret admirer, she’s flattered and secretly hopes it’s from the Bart-man. That is, until they turn into death threats. (“Violets are blue, blood is red, I’ll remember you when you are dead." Way to mess up that meter, Cokie.)
6. Kristy’s Mystery AdmirerCokie quickly veers into Single White Female territory when she starts sending Kristy fingernail clippings and mentioning “eternal togetherness.” The book ends with Cokie getting her comeuppance and Kristy and Bart going to the Halloween dance together as lobsters. Again, if this was "Gossip Girl," someone would’ve gotten shanked.