7 Important Pooping Lessons For Adults
There is etiquette for going at work.
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I've worked in a couple different kinds of offices; the kind that openly embraces poop and the kind that doesn't. Either way, it's important to adapt to the pooping culture of your work place. At my last office, when someone had to go number two, we would recite a line from the film "Welcome to the Dollhouse", "You came in here to take a s**t ... now take a s**t!" I realize this is not the norm. At all other work establishments, the pressure is on to keep up the facade that you don't EVER poop by doing things like staking out a special toilet, stalking it for privacy, carrying matches at all time, having an exit strategy, and destroying the evidence. This is a lot of work, but it's necessary. Sigh. If only all work environments could be more poop friendly. [For the record, I just took a dump. -- Editor] Related: 10 Gross Grooming Habits Girls Love