The orientation of your toilet paper says a lot about your personality.

Screw astrology, I now understand human beings by their toilet paper orientation. Don’t ask, “What’s your sign?” ask “Are you an over or an under?” I am a quintessential “over” — a take charge, organized, over-acheiver but the most important people in my life are “unders” — the more laid back, dependable, artistic types. After learning about the importance of tp orientation to personality analysis, I became obsessed with checking out everyone’s bathrooms. Sure enough, I discovered most of my closest friends were unders. When I started dating my last boyfriend, I was delighted the first time I used his bathroom. Not only was it clean, but his toilet paper roll was under. I learned that orientation is seriously worth investigating before getting romantically involved with anyone. Related: The 6 Things I Was Embarrassed To Learn As An Adult