7 Horror Movie Villains Ranked By Dateability
Pros: Charismatic, entrepreneurial, possesses unique ability to seemingly change personalities at the drop of a hat and a sensitivity that belies his true murderous nature.
Cons: Relatively crippling dissociative identity disorder, pretty severe mommy issues, a penchant for cross dressing, will most likely kill you in your sleep or in the shower with a kitchen knife.
Assesment: Norman Bates is the kind of dude you'd meet at a bar, and be totally and completely charmed by at first, but would have a tough time cracking his enigmatic exterior. "He's so hard to get to know!" you text to friends on your lunch break. He sends enigmatic texts that cause hours of frantic analysis, but is a careful, attentive lover.