The CW could have made television masturbation history if its new pilot for 16th century-based castle drama "Reign" had aired as planned. But unfortunately, the scene was so explicit that it made the press blush. In the uncut version,handmaid Kenna diddles herself in a stairwell only to be discovered by the King of France, who offers to assist her with the task, obviously.
So as not to outrage the Parents Television Council, the network made an executive decision to edit the scene down to nothing more than innuendo -- a quick cut to the King's hand reaching for Kenna's privates. Womp, womp, womp. Maybe someday network TV will grow a large enough pair to show a handmaiden pleasuring herself, but for now, we'll have to rely on cable TV.
We’re still laughing, but that’s not very nice. …