Back in 2008, some pictures surfaced of Miley Cyrus cuddling up to a backup dancer named Marshall. We never heard about them again. Maybe that's because Miley was 15 at the time and Marshall was 22. We're sure Papa Cyrus put the kibosh on that.
“We are constantly told to buy more, buy, buy, buy! But do we really need it?”…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.