If the thing your P or V is really talented at is the art of masturbation, you can show off you skills in one of the many competitions at the Annual Masturbate-A-Thon. This year, Sonny Nash broke the World Record for Longest Time Spent Masturbating/ Male by wanking for 10 hours and 10 minutes. That must hurt, no? Another World Record was broken by D. Hardie spurring the longest distance. Don't worry ladies, there are also plenty of competitions for you, too. You can compete in something called Teledildonics. Can someone tell me what that is? Sounds very futuristic. [Wiki]
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